We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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