guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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