Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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