we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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