two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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