She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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