Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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