Banned from zoo.
Again?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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