if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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