Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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