you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I see more hoeing in ur future
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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