are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's blow job season.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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