I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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