I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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