Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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