how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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