with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
