He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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