How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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