i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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