after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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