But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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