I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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