Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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