So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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