4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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