just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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