OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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