he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you will always have a special place in my vag
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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