can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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