yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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