She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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