didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
