So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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