Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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