Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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