you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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