Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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