dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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