i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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