i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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