Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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