Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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