She's JV to your varsity
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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