I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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