Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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