Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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