Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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