Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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