I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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